The kitten just came into my room, so my older cat quickly jumped on top of the snake tank where she has a bed, so the kitten can’t sleep there.
(My teacher doesn’t believe in giving extra credit to students who want it just to pass. When they ask for it, he gives them crazy requirements for them to earn it. Note: He’s also a giant nerd and doesn’t hide it.)
Student: “Is there anyway for me to get extra credit so I can pass?”
Teacher: “[Student], you’re so far down the hole right now you need all the help you can get. Go tame a Chocobo, befriend a Yoshi, and find an Elder Scroll, and you may have enough help to pass this class.”
(The next class she comes in with a plush Chocobo and Yoshi, and a replica of an Elder Scroll.)
Teacher: *without any surprise when he sees her* “Good. Put the same effort into this catch up packet here and you have a chance of passing.” *hands her a thick stack of papers*
(Apparently she did, because she passed!)Read more funny stories at NotAlwaysRight.com!:
Artist/Band: Fall Out Boy
Are you male or female: Where Is Your Boy.
Describe yourself: Don’t You Know Who I Think I Am?
How do you feel: Homesick at Space Camp
Describe where you currently live: I’ve Got A Dark Ally and a Bad Idea That You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)
Your best friend is: Dead On Arrival
Your favourite colour is: Golden
If your life was a television show what would it be called: (Coffee’s For Closers)
What is life to you: Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year
What is the best advice you have to give: Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save The Scene and Stop Going to Shows)
If you could change your name, what would you change it to: She’s My Winona
In Mulan, they have the surnames first, so she is Fah Mulan…
then she goes off and joins the army, changing her name to Ping, so she is Fah Ping.